Bad Salad
Trendy Wendy and the Yeastbombs
A It was just another day at the salad bar
D But I didn't know i wouldn't go far
E And my plate would D turn out so A messy CA
A The croutons were angry, they were armed to the nines
The to-D-matoes were ripened and had thorns on they're vines
They were E all de-D-manding their A dressing CA
It was a E Bad D Salad
E Bad D Salad
A Caused a Bm scene
A Turning me Bm green
It was a E Bad D Salad
E Bad D Salad
A It was so Bm dry
[?] So you must die!
The A waiters have forks and they've got their knives
The D bus-boys have all said goodbye to their wives
The E salad isn't D getting' off so A easy CA
But the A cukes have their nukes and they're set to explode
Bam-D-boo shoots are locked and ready to load
The E salad bar is D coming down to-A-night CA
It was a E Bad D Salad
E Bad D Salad
A Caused a Bm scene
A Turning me Bm green
It was a E Bad D Salad
E Bad D Salad
A It was so Bm dry
[?] So you must die!
A But just before the first shots were fired
The D dressing came back and it wasn't expired
The E sous chef had for-D-gotten it A again A^