Clone Some Elves And Save The World

Trendy Wendy and the Yeastbombs

Verse 1 (slow)

The C year's two thousand eighty

and the Em winter's just begun.

The C humans have trashed the planet

And Em now we're screwed 'cause there is no one

to C spread the Christmas spirit,

to Em make the children's toys

To C bring a bit of laughter

To the Em last remaining girls and boys.

Chorus (medium)

So C save yourselves and clone some elves.

We Am need more toys to C fill the shelves.

Don't C clone yourselves, clone some elves.

F We'll save Santa and we'll G save Noel.

Verse 2 (fast)

When the C elves bust out of their cloning cells

They Em saw miles of toxic waste

After C much deliberation they screamed

We Em can't build toys in this fuckin' place

So they C did a dance and they told some jokes

To Em all the girls and all the boys

And C we all cheered up and realized

That Em we don't need no fuckin' toys.

Chorus (fast)

So C save yourselves and clone some elves.

We'll Am send those toys straight C down to hell

Don't C clone yourselves, clone some elves.

F They'll tell Santa where to G shove Noel.

F They'll tell Santa where to G shove No-C-el. [wendy slide to higher c]