One Handed Catch
Andy Stein
The Am Lions faced the Seahawks in an C road playoff game.
Their Am last road playoff C victory was when F Eisenhower was our President's name.
They lost the Am last three games of this season, so ya C know they're sorely lackin'
But Am no one thought Trump could be our C President, so F anything can happen.
<Pick 8th notes on the C string>
The game starts, first quarter ends. the score's still zero zero.
Our boy Matthew Stafford Fh still could be our F hero
But then the Seahawks charge into the red zone, and it's 4th and goal.
And Richardson makes a one handed catch and it's out of control
C One handed catch - in the end zone
C One handed catch - it's seven - zero
C One handed catch - ya can't stop it
C One handed catch - but can ya top it?
The game goes on, as usual, the Lions fall further behind
Now it's Seattle's ball, 3rd and 5, the game is on the line
And he makes another
C One handed catch - [x] it's so incredible
C One handed catch - [x] it's unforgettable
C One handed catch - [x] such an amazing task
C One handed catch - [x] this time no face mask
Just when you think, the game is done, and it can't get more nuts
Baldwin hauls one in with just one hand and the right side of his butt
C One handed butt catch - unbelievable
C One handed butt catch - inconceivable
C One handed butt catch - I can't take no more
C One handed butt catch - where's our mighty roar
The Lions set a new record for longest playoff slump
Rootin' for Detroit can suck sometimes, but not as much as President Trump.