The Hero Of Steambath Camp
Andy Stein - Firefly
E All of the Fireflies were D covered in ticks.
The A dirt and the grime was makin' me sick.
E We all were filthy, don't D know what to do.
The A hippies and burners all smelled like a zoo.
Then a-A-long came a man named C Payne. John D Payne.
John A Payne, John C Payne, John D Payne.
E A tongue and groove structure, he's D layin' the pipes.
Bringing A gallons of water up to new heights.
E Torch up the fire, D wind up the cranks
Start A pitchin' your tents and hoist up those tanks.
Bob A Darmin do you have C anymore pro-D-pane?
Pro-A-pane, pro-C-pane, pro-D-pane.
E Don't piss, cum, or bleed in the D icosahedron.
A It's not a safe place for leavin' your weed in.
They E come for their blessing, they D come for destressing
A Everyone's guessing. Now get to undressing.
John A Payne, John C Payne, John D Payne.
John A Payne, John C Payne, John D Payne.
Bridge
When the G well has run D dry and the C pipes are all D crusted.
When the G fire's gone D out and the C front door is D busted.
There's a G hero near-D-by C watching over Fire-D-fly.
His G name, is D Payne, John C Payne
His G name, is D Payne, John G Payne
<pan pipe solo>
He's a G panpipe mu-D-sician, a C mathemag-D-ician.
He's a G renaissance D man, a C man on a D mission, and
His G name, is D Payne, John C Payne
His G name, is D Payne, John G Payne.